Editorial Note
The Skinny
Feel like no one ever listens to what YOU want? Well, dear reader, those days
are done. Time to have your cake and eat it too. Welcome to the first all At Your
Request issue of Celebrity Skin. That's right, we've been combing through your
letters and web requests (over a quarter million of them!), tabulating deep into
the night, and have come up with exactly what YOU desire.
This is something we should have been doing all along instead of rambling on about ourselves or preening vainly in front of the mirror and wondering: How come we're not celebrities? OK, we admit, it's hard as fuck to conceive of an entire issue that has nothing to do with US and everything to do with YOU. But here it is, our therapists will be proud.
Can't always get what you want? Well, not if we can help it. Behold You Call The
Shots...The Top 20 Requests, where such nubile ingenues as Denise Richards, Charlize Theron, Sandra Bullock, and the crotch-stiffening Angelina Jolie, are all bereft and bedazzling for you.
The party doesn't stop there. In Letters From A Broad, we get all global warming
on your ass and present the celebs requested from overseas: ubermodel Laetitia
Casta, sci-fi sperm-spittoon Gillian Anderson and many many more.
Some of you guys have some pretty strange tastes, but hey, this is for you, so
who are we to judge. We've designed a special UnXpected Requests just for the
more... umm... esoteric palate. You want it, we dredge it up, from the scum-rocker G.G. Allin to the cult favorite and aptly named Chesty Morgan.
OK, we hear you say, so what about that fresh-faced up-n-comer I asked for? Hold
on, we've grouped the Hot New Titillating Talent together, and proud) give you
the likes of Thandie Newton, Sophie Marceau and their coquette pals, all requested and all nude.
So, what are you waiting for? You've begged and whined and got what you wanted.
Turn the page, enjoy!
