EDITORIAL NOTE
The Skinny
The thigh bone's connected to the hip bone. The hip bone's connected to the back
bone. The back bone's connected to the...whoa! Look at that bone! You MUST be
staring at the pages of Celebrity Skin #78, The Body Parts issue full of so many
sumptuous, sizzlin' quarters ole Colonel Sanders himself gave it a once over!
But screw that white-haired wrinkle (on second thought...)! You've got bigger
tits to eye, er, we mean, longer legs to pry—oh, to hell with that big fried
fish saying; We were on to something with those breasts! Like the kind you'll
find in our Marvelous Mams department featuring chesty charmers Angelina Jolie,
Pamela Anderson, Gena Lee Nolin, Lisa Nicole Carson, Laetitia Casta and even the
NYPD's own busty bluecoat Carol Shaya. It's Giuliani time!
But hold those billy clubs (Let us guess: With pleasure?) just a minute longer
so you can beat yourself senseless while perusing the beautiful bellies belying
SKIN'S Naughty Navels department where the magnificent midriffs of Jaime Pressly,
Thandie Newton, Angela Bassett, Esther Canadas, Raquel Welch—the whole sexy
(six) pack—are only a glance away.
Speaking of glances, you've gotta check out our Women Of The Bush section featuring
timeless captures of celebs like Marilyn Monroe, Umma-porn-star">Uma-thurman-porn-star">Umma-porn-star">Uma Thurman, Beth-hurley-porn-sta">ElizaBeth Hurley,
Tori Spelling, Sharon Stone, Bridget Hall, Deborah Unger and more as they fan
their nether-feathers, namely those plumes made of fur! And just around the corner—literally—the
Bodacious Behinds of Goldie Hawn, Traci Bingham, Mel B., Salma Hayak, Jennifer
Lopez, and all the other terrific tukas in Tinseltown are on threadbare display...just
the way you like it!
And knowing your preference for nude nymphets like Nastassja Kinski, Alyssa Milano,
Kate Winslet, Heather Graham and others, the Full Frontal Foxes portion of this
stellar issue will turn your frown upside down as will the Sexy Stems of Charlize
Theron, Betty Grable, Nadja Auermann and Tina Turner.
Just when you thought it was safe to turn the page, SKIN goes and throws a few
Silly Willies in The Body Parts issue featuring a fistful of Hollywood's, uh,
wood. But don't fret, we redeem ourselves by giving you a Free Critic's Choice
Pull-Out Poster and a chance to win a Dream-Trip Package To Tinseltown!
On your marks.
Get set.
Go!
