4 TEASE
pick up your pecker
5 ONE MORE TIME
torrid Tori
6 IN THE BAG
it's blue and true
7 ASSES UP!
the bottom line
8 DICK!
with ants in his pants
9 GIRL TALK
hot and nasty words
11 FOOT PATROL
X-rated footage
13 ELLIE
a blonde bombshell
18 ON THE BOX
tune in and jerk off
20 THE GOLDEN COOZE
hardcore Oscars
22 BRAD & TINA
she sits on his face
30 MARIA WHITTAKER
your Page Three favorite
34 FOUR PLAY!
four gorgeous girls going down
42 DANGEROUS CURVES
tales of the dirty derby
45 NINA
she's naughty but nice
52 SEKA'S FANTASY HOTLINE
she handles your tools
54 THE BEST OF ANDREA
she shows all her best parts
62 BIG SHOT
lusty lesbians large as life
66 TALKIN' BLUE
centerfold confession special
76 PIPPA & DON
with the tools of the trade
84 HOME FRONT
your girls get naked
94 STEPHANIE
the blonde bimbo is back
EDITORIAL NOTE
This lady Maria Whittaker is goddamn dynamite, you know. The Editor
came back to the office last week (he'd been away for a month: he said
it was to look after his dear old granny down in Virginia, but we saw
his Ford parked outside Harry's bar the whole time). Well, he looked at
the mag and roared, "What this goddamn book needs is some cute English
girlie with humungous cajooblies!"
Hell, we all knew that. What about our gorgeous Andrea Clarke? So I
said to him, "Hey - we already got that girl!" and held up the shots of
Andrea.
"I know that, bagel-brain. We need another cute English girlie with
humungous cajooblies!"
So it was kind of handy that this Maria phoned up with an idea of her
own. She's the top newspaper Page Three girl over in the UK, you know,
but she said she wanted to do a whole set of pictures this time, a real
fantasy layout - and she wanted us to do it!
Well, she can tell you more than we can about her horny photoshoot if
you tum to page 30. But she don't tell you that the Editor went along
on the photoshoot just to make sure the horniest, kinkiest pictures
were taken. He came back from the studio a staggering, jabbering wreck,
mumbling something about "the bosoms that ate Norwalk". He said he was
off to look after his dear old granny. again, disappeared with a couple
of Maria's pies and ain't been seen since. And if you want to take our
advice, you'll take some time out with this girl too. Lubba lubba!
Features in This Issue
Covergirl Maria Whittaker
Shaved Pussy Orgy! Four Horny Bimbos Get Smooth Beavers
