4 TEASE!
tempting tit-bits
6 IN THE BAG
readers' raunchy writes
7 DEE
Mmm, Dee-lightful!
12 GIRL TALK
hotline to our horny girls
14 FOOT PATROL
toe tempting for words!
15 JANIE & MARK
humping and pumping ooh!
24 FICTION
a drop of the hard stuff
28 GISELLE (a.k.a. Brandy Ledford)
maid for pleasure
36 GIRL OF THE YEAR
the best babe is back!
40 XTV
boobs on the box
44 LEE
luscious, lickable, lovely
52 SEKA'S FANTASY HOTLINE
hot pussy on horseback
54 ASHLEY LAUREN & LAUREN
dirty double trouble
62 TALKIN' BLUE
gorgeous girls reveal all
71 JO
loose and juicy
90 RAVEN, ROCCO & VALERIE
three sure ain't a crowd!
EDITOR'S NOTE
I say, you Yankee chappies, this is CI's British Editor saying, "What ho!"
and welcome to a simply topping new issue, don't you know. Unfortunately, the
spiffing little dolly bird who translates my jolly old pearls of wisdom into your
bizarre lingo is still on her Christmas Hols, so I've decided to do the ruddy
job myself. But damn it all, I'm a cosmopolitan sort of cove and never one to
jape at Johnny foreigner, so I'm dashed certain I can master the way you fellows
in the colonies parlez. So with apologies to my old English master at Eton, off
we go.
Hi there, buddies! Gee what a swell mag we have for you this month. Guess it's
a real doozy, and we're really cooking on gas, hey daddio! I mean, jeepers, take
a look at Giselle the maid. Wow! Mellerooney! In her black satin dress, she's
one hot momma, if you get where I'm coming from, me old china... er... I mean
bud.
Then, hep cats, dig our threesome set. Not one gal but two sandwiching one man.
Hot diggedy! He's one lucky bloke, sorry, fella, that is, guy. Nor would I mind
sharing an elevator up from the sidewalk with those hot horny bitching lezzie
lovers on page 54. Cor blimey, strike a light, guy... oops, I mean hey, motherfuckers,
those two pussies are just lapping up the cream and having a simply ripping time.
But that's not all, dudes. Yo bummer, no! We've got dozens more oozing coozes,
titanic tits and jolly nice bottoms inside, plus some rather rude women writing
about their saucy adventures. Little minxes! Then there's your chance to post,
sorry, mail your favorite fuck-hungry CI gal in Girl Talk, and that damned sexy
wench Seka is back to tease your willy... er... John Thomas... or whatever you
guys call a cock.
In short, you naughty Yanks you, I reckon this'll have you creaming your blue
jeans. Ah! Shipton the butler has popped in with a spot of tiffin so I must say
cheerio. And if you don't figure our mag is the rudest, raunchiest read in the
US of A, what is it that cartoon character says? Ah yes! "Eat my short trousers!"
—
The Editor
