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Celebrity Sleuth # 57 Magazine
UPC: 07480850063557 | ISSN: 1083-2505
Number 57 TABLE OF CONTENTSLARA'S THEME
4 The First Lara Croft
RHONA MITRA
8 Adventures of Lara Croft
NELL McANDREW
12 The Last Revelation
LARA WELLER
16 The Lost Artifact
ELLEN ROCCHE
20 Tomb Raider Game Boy
LUCY CLARKSON
24 Lara Croft: The Movies
Angelina Jolie
28 The Angel of Darkness
JILL de JONG
30 Tomb Raider Legend
KARIMA ADEBIBE
32 Tomb Raider Underworld
ALISON CARROLL
FRANCHISE FOXES
36 Quantum of Solace
OLGA KURYLENKO
40 Quantum of Solace
GEMMA ARTERTON
44 Hairy Potter
EMMA WATSON
DEBS GONE WILD!
48 Scream Queen of the Decade
DEBBIE ROCHON
52 Ultimate Scream Queen
DEBBIE D
56 Queen of the Swinging Scene
DEBBIE DREHER
$ALES FIGURE$
60 Top Rated Escort Ever
NATALIE McLENNAN
54 Spitzer's Call Girl
ASHLEY DUPRE
68 The Mansion Madam
MELISSA WOLF
72 Emmanuelle 2000 Bucks!
HOLLY SAMPSON
CULT ICONS
76 Voluptua
GEORGINA BAILLIE
80 Goth Goddess
ZENOVA BRAEDEN
84 A Bod for Cin
CINDY PUCCI
88 The 'Morey Lisa'
NATALIE
EDITORIAL
When rough-and-tumble Survivor Gabon star Jessica Kiper was asked recently what
video game character she'd most like to be, she instantly insisted: "Lam
Croft. She's just bad ass." So is Sleuth...and quite a character...so he's
decided to open this SEVENTEENTH edition of our annual "Women of Fantasy"
with a titillating tribute to the ultimate sex object: "Being Lam Croft for
me,"felt p. 28's Jill de Jong, "was a tool to bring certain fantasies
into reality. I mean, Lara Croft is a three-dimensional character (and how!),
and there's so much press (a mere 32 pages this issue!), so many pictures (just
225 or so!) there's Angelina Jolie! But, in the end, they never really get to
see Angelina Jolie for real . . .." Starting on page 24 they do!
"It's just nice to see that some fantasies do become reality" de Jong
concluded... we're certain you'll conclude the same after seeing these fantasies
made flesh. And the leading ladies of the genre seem to feed those fantasies more
than most: "I love to be nude and I love sex," reveals Rebecca Romijn—a
fixture in the X-Men series and Sleuth spreads. "Being a dominatrix in the
bedroom, sex in cars and in public places all turn me on. And I love fantasizing
about being naked on an island with lots of other naked people."
At least 7 of 9 of them should be juicy Jeri Ryan—the full-bodied Borg from
Star Thek: Voyager—who admits that her "final front•tier"
still shadows her career: "It's a good thing I'm not one of those prissy
girls," smiles our doubly-disrobed drone of being introduced to sex-mad Shark
co-star James Woods. 'Within 30 seconds of meeting Jimmy, he began commenting
on The Girls,' as I refer to my boobs. In fact, The Girls' have become a constant
topic of conversation on the set." At least she could discuss her Star Trek
"background" with Captain Kirk himself, William Shatner, when both worked
on Boston Legal, right? "Not really," Jeri jokes. "He mainly talked
about The Girls."'
Fantasy fixture Kate Beckinsale mainly talks about The Curls'—or more specifically
What Lies Beneath: "My best feature is unfortunately a private matter,"
she's happy to tell the world, "although I am told it is spectacular. But
you can't really walk 'it' down the red carpet. What can I say?" Give her
a second: "Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh's Tomb"
(shouldn't that be her "Underworld"?). As lesbian-lovin' Curve magazine
mused: "It's not often that an A-list actor will talk about vaginas. But
actress Kate Beckinsale references them candidly. And repeatedly (three times
in Sleuth alone!). When asked how she feels about fish in an interview with Mean
magazine, Beckinsale replied, 'I can't do tutv. I can't do sushi, even. Anything
that has a vaginal quality to it. I'd rather eat an actual vagina than that, honestly"
Well, she did just star in a 2008 film called 'Winged Creatures," not to
mention Laurel Canyon, The Golden Bowl, Pearl Harbor, Vacancy, Shooting Fish,
Devices and Desires, Much Ado About Nothing and, our specialty Uncovered. But
would she really munch on a female's raw flesh over raw fish? "I have to
say, sushi freaks me out more than almost anything," Kate confirms. "At
least a vagina would be warm." As Curve concluded: "Can't argue with
her there." Took the
right out of my mouth...
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