Hustler Magazine Back Issue - December 1994

Hustler Magazine December 1994
Volume 21 Issue # 7

Table of Contents
5 Bits & Pieces
Win a Degree in Celebrity Gynecology Edited by Scott Schalin
12 A Personal Statement to Richard Gere and Cindy Crawford
A Toothy Retort by Bucky Beaver
13 Feedback
Debating the Color of Honey
14 A HUSTLER Editor in Hell
A Frightening, Flaming Photo-Fantasy
19 Ho' SephinePlumber/Prostitute
Comic-Book Carnality With a Liquid Plumber
24 Sperm—It Does a Body Good
A Message from HUSTLER's Dairy Council
27 Erotic Entertainment
Say Goodbye to Superstar Savannah Edited by Mike McPadden
34 Ad Parody
The Length HUSTLER Readers Will Go for Pleasure
35 Hot Letters
A Sailor Gets All Hands on Dick
40 Odd Couplings
HUSTLER Mixtures of Madness and Mayhem Combination Illustrations by John Howard
47 Suicide Is for Losers
A HUSTLER Public-Service Message
49 Sex Play
Porn Tapes Make Great Lays: The Mounting Success of Hard-Core-Video Sex Therapy by Don Vaughan
51 Magazine Parody
E'squeer
53 Movie Parody
The Little Assholes
54 Ad Parody
Assure Pussy Deodorant
56 House of Splooge
Inside Porn Queen Alicia Rio's Rent-Share Lair Report by Michael Albuquerque
60 Lana: Pretty Poser
Photography by Matti Klatt
70 Sheena: Heavy Ma'am
Photography by Clive McLean
78 Stink Cave and Other Concerns
The Comeback of Cutting-Edge Comedy Report by Chick Leonard
82 Sara, Blondie and Dave: Stir Crazy
Photography by Clive McLean
94 Brandy: Sticking Out
Centerfold Photography by James Baes
104 HUSTLER Humor
Edited by Mike McPadden and Jeanne Diamond
106 Sweet Poison
The Harmful Drug Called NutraSweet Report by Alex Constantine
113 Chasey and Noelle: Powder Burn
Photography by Matti Klatt
121 Beaver Hunt
Pussy's Always Pinker on Our Side of the Fence