Hustler Magazine Back Issue - November 2003

Hustler Magazine November 2003
Volume 30 Issue # 5

Table of Contents
GIRLS SPREAD
22 STACY SILVER AND JESSICA MAY
Girlie-Groans Island Photography by Matti Klatt
38 JAMIE
S&MMMMM.... Photography by Matti Klatt
50 MIA
Snatch a Peek Photography by Mark Lit
62 GINA LYNN
Down and Dirty Photography by Laurent Sky
76 FELIX VICIOUS
Fingered Felon Centerfold Photography by Michael Bisco
100 GISSELLE AND MARK ANTHONY
Swollen Members Only Photography by Suze Randall
160 KAITLYN LOVE Third (One to) Watch
2003 Beaver Hunt Finalist #3 Photography by Matti Klatt

MONTHLY FEATURES
33 CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS Left Right and Center
Once the Progressives' Bad Boy and Master Debater, the Author of A Long Short War: The Postponed Liberation of Iraq Discusses How He Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bush Wars. Interview by Ed Rampell
37 LARRY FLYNT ON PUSSY
As Told to Giddle Partridge
46 LIKE A SEX MACHINE
Robotic-erotic Contraptions Put the "Erect" in Erector Set. Mechanical Love With Scott Fayner
58 MANNEQUIN MONA LISAS
Lensman Lanning Gold's Beautiful Creations Can't Speak, Can't Spend Your Money, and Their Asses Will Never Sag. Has He Discovered the Perfect Woman? Profile by Stephen Lemons
90 CROSSING THE LINE
While Other Celebrities Run for Cover, Funnyman David Cross Trashes Politicos With No Apologies. Interview by Bruce David
98 THE NAKED AND THE RED
Las Vegas Dancers Are Talkin' Union. by Marc Cooper
155 BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT REALLY BEAUTIFUL
Scratch a Starlet, Find a Troll
166 HUSTLER'S VIDEO GAME PREVIEW
by Gus Mastrapa

THE ISSUE'S STANDARDS
3 THE MATRIXXX REBOOTED
A HUSTLER Parody
9 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT
Kiss Our Democracy Goodbye?
11 FEEDBACK
Readers' Rants and Raves
13 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH
14 HUSTLER PARODY
How to Get Rich by Screwing Your Fellow Americans by Kenneth Lay
15 BITS & PIECES
Serving Up Stiff Ones: The Topless Academy's Guide to Bartending. Edited by Michael Allen
72 AURAL PLEASURES
In the Debut of Our New Music Section, Zakk Wylde Takes a Blessed Hellride.
88 HUSTLER HUMOR
Edited by Kevin Wright
94 BEAVER HUNT
Local Girls Make Wood
110 JENNA TALES
Adventures in the Skin Trade With Jenna Jameson
111 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT
Sex and Violins: The PornOrchestra Strokes Up the Band
156 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS
Undergrads Get Underdressed
159 HOT LETTERS
Emptying the Male Bag