GIRLS SPREAD
20 PROMISE
Love on the Rocks Photography by John Brant
40 DILLAN LAUREN & TALON
Speaking in Tongues Photography by Laurent Sky
58 CHARMANE STAR, JENAVEVE JOLIE & MICK BLUE
Three's Company Photography by Suze Randall
76 Tera Patrick
Season's Greetings Photography by Smokin' Gun
TIFFANY & JEAN VAL JEAN
Getting Shaft-ed Photography by Laurent Sky
110 AMY RIED
New on the Market Photography by Matti Klatt
162 CHEXIE
We Have a $5,000 Winner! Photography by Ladi von Jansky
MONTHLY FEATURES
3 DADDY: FULLY LOADED
Lindsay Lohan Movie-Ad Parody
12 JOIN THE PRIESTHOOD
Ad Parody
30 READERS' FORUM: 9/11
36 LAST DAYS OF DEMOCRACY
TheocracyWatch Founder's Take on Fundamentalist Christians Q&A by Carolyn
Sinclair & Bruce David
48 THE CHRISTIAN MAFIA: RULE BY DMNE RIGHT
Secret Group With Menacing Clout Investigative Report by Wayne Madsen
51 IN THEIR OWN WORDS
God Squad's Threatening Blueprint
54 BOYCOTT CHRISTMAS
'Toonist Behind Xmas Resistance Movement Q&A by Bruce David & Carolyn
Sinclair
55 YOU'D BETTER WATCH OUT...
Zany Saint Nicks
56 HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE
Tasteless Novelty Items Catalog by Keith Valcourt
66 STAR SIGHTINGS
Anouska De Georgiou, Donna D'Errico & Paris Hilton at Lensmen's Mercy Expose
by Keith Valcourt
70 ATTACK OF THE Z RAY
Femi-Nazi Wars Episode 6: Smackdown Continues Analysis by Bruce David
THE ISSUE'S STANDARDS
7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT
by Larry Flynt
11 FEEDBACK
Correspondence From Home and the Frontlines
13 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH
15 BITS & PIECES
Porn Star Get-Togethers, Fantasy B.J. Queen, J.C.'s Unholiest Shopping Spree and
More
28 HOT LETTERS
Muffless Lovebird's Quim Pro Quo
88 HUSTLER HUMOR
89 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT
Blue-Movie Showcase + Yuletide XXX Wares
105 SIGHTS & SOUNDS
Holiday Gift Guide for Music & Video Game Fans by Tom Farrell
109 TECH KNOW
Better Living Through Marvelous Gadgets
119 HUSTLER ON CAMPUS
Justice Scalia Enters Hornets' Nest Report From NYU by Bradley Hope
120 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS
Nude Student Bodies
154 TOP AMATEURS' OFFICIAL BALLOT
156 BEAVER HUNT
Snazzy Newbies Unwrapped
