 |
|
 |
|
 |
Hustler Magazine Back Issue - Holiday 2008 |  | |
|
|
|
Front Cover
|
 | |
Hustler Holiday 2008 Magazine
UPC: 00928163500004 | ISSN: 0149-4635
Volume 35 Issue # 7 TABLE OF CONTENTSGIRLS
25 EDEN PETTY
Pooling Her Resources
Photography by Mark Lit
47 ASHLYNN BROOKE & Kayden Kross
Taking Her Cue
Photography by Holly Randall
66 Jana Cova
Holiday Pleasure
Photography by Mark Lit
82 ALYSSA MORE
More Than You Can Handle
Photography by Holly Randall
112 SAMIRA
Couch Tomato
Photography by Matti Klatt
130 & JUSTIN MAGNUM
Blondes Do Have More Fun
Photography by Suze Randall
178 FAYE VALENTINE
She Rocks!
Photography by Mark Lit
FEATURES
38 THE Q&A: VINCENT BUGLIOSI
The prosecutor who sent Charles Manson and his lethal family to prison sets his
sights on bringing George W. Bush to justice for murder.
Interview by Maeve Scanlon & Bruce David
42 HUSTLER'S GAG GIFT GUIDE
'Tis the season to be funny: our outrageous suggestions for a horny and humorous
holiday.
44 JAMIE KENNEDY: THE REASON FOR THE SEASON
TV's subversive practical joker kicks the crap out of Christmas in a hysterically
tasteless discussion with entertainment editor Keith Valcourt.
55 MUST-SEE FLYNT FLICK
Our fearless publisher gets the movie treatment of his life in Larry Flynt: The
Right to Be Left Alone.
56 A DAY IN THE LIFE OF Tera Patrick
Join the porn superstar with intimate lunches, frenzied personal appearances and
snuggles with her hard-rock hubby. Journalist Ed Rampell reveals what the exotic
Ms. Tera is like out of the bedroom.
64 WAX OFF
Want to caress Madonna, J-Lo and Britney Spears? Now you can...sorta!
74 CHEMTRAIL CONUNDRUM
Aerosol poison? Top-secret black ops project? Former White House environmental
adviser Jeff Schweitzer, Ph.D., examines the ominous theories.
78 REMEMBERING GEORGE CARLIN
Paul Krassner pays an affectionate tribute to his pal and the "Seven Words
You Can't Say on Television."
80 ALLISON MARGOLIN
Popped for pot? Quick, call L.A.'s Dopest Attorney. Writer T.R. McAlister accompanies
the cannabis crusader on a tour of courtroom conflicts.
STANDARDS
3 SEX PARODY
Tres Sexys
7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT
We Did Our Best by Larry Flynt
8 TECH KNOW
ATV, guitar and win a surround sound speaker system
10 GAME ON
Hot chicks & stolen cars
11 ROBERT SCHEER
Uncle Sam: The Ultimate Sadist
13 NAT HENTOFF
How Bush and the Democrats have screwed our privacy
15 ALEX BENNETT
Is anybody really sorry now that newsman Tim Russert is dead?
17 FEEDBACK
Election rants and Santa's helpers from Barely Legal
18 POLITICAL PARODY
IndyMac Bank
19 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH
Jesse Helms
21 BITS & PIECES
Erotica L.A., pussy purses and Bucky's holiday tips
36 HOT LETTERS
Just what she wanted
37 CLASSIC CARTOONS
Taste-free giggles from the past
60 THE GIRLS OF MYSPACE
Kansas City's Holly Wood
63 ARIOCK PINUP
96 HUSTLER HUMOR
Jokes and good filthy fun
98 SIGHTS & SOUNDS
Interviews with Disturbed, J-Kwon and Cy Cumin, plus DVDs& CDs to give and
get
102 MOVIE MAMMARIES
Sexy Scientologists!
104 FAMOUS FLESH
Tabloid tarts Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian and Naomi Campbell exposed!
107 MANCOW MULLER
Radio star defends our right to bear arms—and his brother's right to sell
cars!
109 TAILS OF THE BUNNYRANCH
Another erotic adventure from the world's most famous bordello
120 COLLEGE REPORT
A "juicy" Web site causes campus havoc nationwide
121 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS
California Christmas cutie
123 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT
Hard-core stocking stuffers, plus a first look at Pirates II
141 BEAVER HUNT
Unwrapped amateurs
PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT
WE DID OUR BEST
This issue appears on newsstands three weeks before the Presidential election.
By the time you read this, the election may be over. Whatever the final result,
we have done our best to encourage a Democratic sweep.
Over the past few years, HUSTLER has kept its readers informed on all the important
issues, frequently publishing stories that the mainstream media has suppressed:
the theft of the elections in 2000 and 2004, the lies of George W. Bush, the assault
on the Constitution, the death of habeas corpus, the war on the middle class,
etc.
In my opinion, if this election cycle doesn't result in a Democratic sweep, you
can kiss our democracy goodbye. We've sounded the alarm; if McCain gets elected,
Americans have only themselves to blame.
- Larry Flynt, Publisher |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
