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Hustler January 2009 Magazine
UPC: 00928163500005 | ISSN: 0149-4635
Volume 35 Issue # 8 TABLE OF CONTENTSGIRLS
25 EDEN AMOR
Good Clean Fun
Photography by Mark Lit
47 RILEY EVANS
A Winning Pair
Photography by Mark Lit
65 VERONICA RICCI
Fresh-Faced Beauty
Photography by Holly Randall
82 DAISY MARIE
Clothes Whore
Photography by Ladi von Jansky
114 LEXI BELLE & MICK BLUE
The Pickup Artist
Photography by T Rifler
132 KENZI MARIE
Miss Marie's Wild Ride
Photography by Su7e Randall
176 KIMBERLY & ERIK EVERHARD
Gypsy Lust
Photography by Holly Randall
FEATURES
38 The Q&A: H. Louis Sirkin
The famed First Amendment defender passionately explains how the government has
stolen your Constitutional freedoms. First of two parts.
Interview by Bruce David & Maeve Vanessa Scanlon
42 Celebrity New Years Resolutions
Promises are made to be broken—like these wacky celeb vows for the coming
year.
Humor by Keith Valcourt
44 The Hills' Audrina Patridge—Nude!
See reality TV's sexiest brunette in the most revealing shots ever!
Article by Ericka Rachelle
55 Day in the Life: Sinnamon Love
She does it all: a rare peek at the secret life of porn's top black fetish star.
Article by Mark Johnson
62 Girls Who Rock
Jammin' glamour babes in rockin' tribute bands: Blonde Jovi, Iron Maidens and
more! They'll get your rocks off!
Article by Keith Valcourt
74 A Bullet for the Bitch
Tough guy investigator Mike Creed goes on the prowl for bad guys—and really
bad girls.
Fiction by Bruce David
78 Godfrey
The outlandish comic, actor and 7UP pitchman brags about what he'll do to Britney
Spears—if only he gets the chance!
Interview by Keith Valcourt
80 The Girls of Comic-Con
See the babes of this annual San Diego comic book fantasy-fest, all in costume—but
just barely!
Article and photos by Jon Wayne and Anthony Mrotek
111 Ben Franklin's Erotic Advice
One of our nation's Founding Fathers in praise of MILFs and cougars.
Cartoon by Dan Collins
STANDARDS
3 SEX PARODY
The Spirit
7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT
Speaking the Unspeakable by Larry Flynt
8 TECH KNOW
Win a Nextar K4 Navigation System
10 GAME ON
Sin City shootout, TNA wrestling and UT3
11 ROBERT SCHEER
License to Steal
13 NAT HENTOFF
Censorship by Fear
15 ALEX BENNETT
Digital Exam
17 FEEDBACK
Rants, raves and a first peek at This Ain't the Partridges XXX
18 POLITICAL PARODY
Fox: Making Better News!
19 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH
Brainless Blonde Elisabeth Hasselbec
21 BITS & PIECES
Porn star parties, the FAME Awards and FOXE Follies, plus Megan Fox blows it
36 HOT LETTERS
Blowjob of the century
37 CLASSIC CARTOONS
Taste-free giggles from the past
58 THE GIRLS OF MYSPACE
Chasing Chase Monroe
61 ARIOCK PINUP
96 HUSTLER HUMOR
Wisenheimers' wisecracks
98 SIGHTS & SOUNDS
Buckcherry loves Crazy Bitches, Rick Springfield does too
102 MOVIE MAMMARIES
Maria Bello's bush, plus Hellboy's Selma Blair naked
104 FAMOUS FLESH
Musical mammaries of Alicia Keys, Lil' Kim and Ginger Spice, plus supermodel Kate
Moss
107 MANCOW MULLER
The Slacker Generation
109 TAILS OF THE BUNNYRANCH
Experience Preferred
122 COLLEGE REPORT
Stimulating Internship
123 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS
Art chick Holly Fox
124 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT
Katsuni purrs, Monique cries wolf and Mandy Morbid gets sick!
141 BEAVER HUNT
Rockin' amateurs
PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT
SPEAKING THE UNSPEAKABLE
Approaching the end of the first decade of the 21st century, we stand at a dark
precipice that begs the question: Revolution or slavery? Yet we hesitate to even
state this out loud for fear of being whisked off to a secret detention camp built
by Halliburton. And therein lies the proof of our desperate situation. Before
George W. Bush destroyed habeas corpus, we would not have been reluctant to speak
up. Now we cringe.
The politicians—Democrats and Republicans alike—have taken away your
right to speak. The big corporations have taken away your right to make a fair
wage. Together they have taken away your right to privacy. Those who are depending
on a new administration to save us should not forget the lessons of history: Rulers
must be pushed and prodded at best, deposed at worst.
If our new President and Congress do not act dramatically and soon to reverse
past trends, the American people will have to force them to do so. It's that or
slavery.
- Larry Flynt, Publisher |
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