GIRLS
27 ZEINA HEART
Tease to Please
Photography by Matti Kiatt
45 RILEY NICOLE
Zip File
Photography by Mark Lit
62 Tory Lane & CHRIS JOHNSON
Sex in Da Club
Photography by Holly Randall
76 TAYLOR VIXEN
Sexy Eyes
Photography by Mark Li
98 THIS AIN'T HAPPY DAYS XXX
Sitcum Sneak Peek
Photography by HUSTLER Video
117 BRIANNE COX
We Saw Her First
Photography by Jose Luis
162 CLASSIC BEAUTY
Pauline: Autumn Petals
Photography by Clive McLean FEATURES
38 JAYME LANGFORD: A DAY IN THE LIFE
Hangin' with porn's rockin' coed.
Article by Justin Hampton
41 XXX-MEN ORIGINS: KILLVERINE!
HUSTLERizing a blockbuster flick.
Cartoon parody by Noel Anderson
54 PING-PONG IN BANGKOK
The whacky things a pussy can do!
Pole by Nicole McClellan
58 SWEAT, SEX AND SADISM
Testosterone titillators from the '50s.
Retrospective by Ted Newsom
60 BUBBA THE LOVE SPONGE
High-voltage shock jock.
Interview by Keith Valcourt
72 THE DIRTY POLITICS OF FOOD, PART 2
Recipe for disaster.
Report by Science Editor-at-Large Debbie Epstein STANDARDS
3 SEX PARODY
Renée Zellweger: Doin' the Town
7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT
Obama vs. FDR
9 TECH KNOW
Win a Vado HD camcorder!
10 GAME ON
Screwable toon chicks, Riddick's return and Eat Lead
11 ROBERT SCHEER
Fraud on a Grand Scale
13 NAT HENTOFF
Obama Confront Academia's Contempt for Free Speech?
15 ALEX BENNETT
Let's Take Out the Trash
17 MAMIE VAN DOREN
Erotique
19 FEEDBACK
Gas giveaway gratitude, rant against racism and a redhead redux
20 POLITICAL PARODY
Singulair: Breathe Uneasy
21 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH
Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal
23 BITS & PIECES
Legends of lust, congresswoman gets licked and fucking lizards!
36 HOT LETTERS
Seeing double on a down-and-up day!
37 CLASSIC CARTOONS
Get offended all over again.
53 PINUP BY SANDRA CHANG
57 THE GIRLS OF MYSPACE
Bangin' Asian Lily Lava
by Michelle McCarthy
71 TAILS OF THE BUNNYRANCH
Natalie Dylan: Virgin for Sale
by K. K. Le Roque
74 COUGARS UNLEASHED
Christine au naturel
by Encka Rachelle Menoza
88 HUSTLER HUMOR
For best results, read on the trapper
92 SIGHTS & SOUNDS
Slash on GNR's early days and a rap with hip-hop legend Grandmaster Flash
96 MOVIE MAMMARIES
Sissy Spacek's fleshtastic career
97 FAMOUS FLESH
Queen of overexposure Paris Hilton
106 COLLEGE REPORT
NYU's "nothing to hide" protesters
107 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS
Bare-assed bookworm
110 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT
Insatiable Dana DeArmond. head-to-head Nurses and Sunset Thomas's swan song
126 BEAVER HUNT
Skin-mag newbies
