6 MAIL
Letters, we get letters.
15 OPENERS
Tales of the unrecorded plus foot stompers!
25 SEX TAPES
Is hair a turn-on? If so, what kind and where?
30 REVUE
Decriminalizing Mano.
38 TEQUILA
She goes down like a shot.
45 LEGIONNAIRE'S DISEASE MYSTERY SOLVED by Ed Sanders
Was it a plot to off President Ford?
49 GIN
All about the drink that's so dry it can leave you permanently puckered.
51 THE ILSA BLITZ
Dyanne Thorne, who plays the she-wolf of the SS, talks about her career and shows
off her other attributes.
56 MUSCLE BOATS by Donald Bowie
Men go down to the sea in ships. As do some frisky women.
61 LOIS
She takes prfect pictures of herself.
71 CONVERSATION WITH ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
Pumping irony.
74 THE ABCs of ZZZZZs by Robert S. Wieder
A hard look at what exactly the sandman brings.
77 THE URBAN ASTRONOMER
Why bother gazing at the stars when there's all this across the way?
80 SOFTBALL by Charles Monagan
Football, golf—move over as America goes soft.
85 THE TRAIN RIDE
I think I can, I think I can. Choo. choo.
90 THE SAUCER MEN OF TENNESSEE by Glenn O'Brien
If aliens didn't visit this small town, why is Stanley Ingram's daughter crying
space assault?
101 MIRANDA
She hands down a decision.
