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Oui Magazine Back Issue - June 2003 |  | |
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Oui June 2003 Magazine
UPC: 07447002408864
Volume 37 Issue # 6 Number 364 TABLE OF CONTENTSBABES
16 ANNE MARIE
She enjoys having large hard dicks inserted into pussy, ass and mouth simultaneously.
28 ADEENA
A satifsfied OUI model after testing out a multi-speed vibrator.
40 KARLA
This Czech chick is naturally horny, and naturally air-headed, just the way we
like 'em!
52 SUZANNA
She's a perfect bimbo type with bleached blonde hair and a big firm ass.
64 KRYSTAL STEAL
OUI talks to Pleasure Productions' new sex star Krystal Steal.
122 MONIQUE
She loves to risk getting arrested by running around nude in public. So Take a
look at this up and Cumming piece of ass...
CONTENTS
12 BLAH BLAH BLAH
When you're done with your beer or strokin' it, please write us. We're lonely.
Actually, we're not lonely. In fact, we're livin' large and hangin' with the hotties
every day, but we still care what you think.
14 NAUGHTY BITS
Sex News From Around The World
28 ON THE SET OF "DOUBLE PARKED"
70 FLIXXX SPECIAL
Finally Legal 6 & 7
79 FLIXXX
We pick porn vidz that rule, so you don't have to
106 OUI ROCKS
Extreme metal news & interviews!
EDITOR'S NOTE
Dog Days In Hollywood
I was killing time on the Internet the other day when I carne across the most
hitarious thing; some site had a bunch of photos of mainstream celebrities minus
their makeup. Madonna, Pam Anderson, Christina Applegate and Cameron Diaz were
all caught without the benefit of same gay Hollywood makeup dude spending three
or tour hours trying to make them look presentable. Before I start ragging on
these bitches, let me say that Diaz doesn't actually took that bad...but the rest,
in my humble opinicn. are a bunch of barkers. Madonna looks like a man; and the
greatly overrated Mrs. Kid Rock looks like the pathetic trailer trash she purports
to be. Applegate was caught out jogging, trying to lose a few pounds off her
tat ass. The fact is, in porn terms, her ass would not be worth an anal scene.
She'd better keep up the excercse program. These chicks are the adored sex symbols of duped morons, and they wouldn't even made On the porno biz if
they wanted to. The women of ourdult entertainment biz are truly beautiful. Take
our covergirl, Krystal Steal. She is much better looking than big mouth ditz
Pamela Anderson. The true XXX biggies like Jenna Jameson are much better looking,
and at least wouldn't make you lose your hard-on if you saw them in the morning.
Madonna—forget it! Like I said, Cameron Diaz isn't too bad...and she doesn't
seem like a stuck-up bitch like Pam and Madonna. She probably secretly would love
to make her porn debut, a nice girl/girl scene followed by some hot DP with a couple
of hung dudes. At least these sorry Hollywood queens aren't as bad off as that
freak Michael Jackson--someone who literally "puts on their face" in the morning!
Devil's Advocate
Our main feature in Oui Rocks this month are those mainstays of demonic Satanic
death metal—Deicide. Back in the day, owning a Deicide T-shirt and album
was fit enough for some kid's fundamentalist parents to pack them off to the Freedom
Village for cult deprogramming. Vocalist/bassist Glen Benton used to burn the shape
of an upside down cross into his forehead and be walked around like that 24/7.
In Florida. He is his own man, and a metal legend...and he is also endorsed
by the coolest guitar company on earth, Gothic Custom Guitars/Hex Custom Instruments.
Owner Tommy Hex is creating the wildest designs of any instrument manufacturer
out there. And "out there" is the operative word. If you can
dream it up, Tommy will make it. Your Oui editor advises all guitar and bass players to
check out www.gothiccustomguitars.com. It rules! -trust me! |
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