ON THE COVER
Pet of the Month Prinzzess, photographed by Holly Randall. Prinzzess's pictorial
begins on page 59.
FEATURES
12 FAST FORWARD
Wine, film, and more
14 SPORTING AMERICA
Jacqueline Finnan. By Jonathan Davis and April Warren
19 VIEW FROM THE TOP "NFL 2004,"
by Danny Sheridan
24 BLACK LIKE ME
Exploring the boundaries of race. Article by David Kushner
48 JUSTICE
Using the pope to win votes. By Alan M. Dershowitz
55 MEN'S HEALTH & FITNESS
Preventing medical mishaps, and more
81 ANDY BOROWITZ
Interview by Bill Grundfest
98 THE PENIS PAGE
Seymore Butts casts his penis for posterity. By Carly Milne
118 STAND-UP GUYS
Nick Bakay. By Jonathan Davis
125 BEDTIME STORIES
"Turning the Tables." Erotic fiction by Rachel Kramer Bussel
130 SMART SEX
By Dr. Judy Kuriansky
137 TORTURE IN AMERICA
Satire by Bill Lee
PICTORIALS
33 MARTINA & ZENA
Photos by Robert Gordon
59 PET OF THE MONTH
Prinzzess. Photos by Holly Randall
85 TIFFANY
Photos by Earl Miller
101 BRIANA, LITA & MARK
Photos by Suze Randall
DEPARTMENTS
6 HOUSECALL
8 FORUM
16 CALL ME MADAM
29 DREAMS & DIVERSIONS
50 JOYSTICK
77 POLITICS IN THE MILITARY
78 TECHNOMANIA
83 RIBALD RIMES
96 PENTHOUSE BOOKS
120 PENTHOUSE ON THE ROAD
122 ONLINE HUMOR
128 PARTING SHOT
132 SORAYAMA
134 THE JOKE MAN
150 X-RATED VIDEO
