6 SNATCHES
A complete menu of bad taste
20 RED CHINESE
Lai Mi doesn't seem to be hiding anything, but let's look closer
Photos Dave Auerbach
26 SCOOP! TAKE MY VELVET. PLEASE!!
Comic Henny Youngman's lampoons of men's mags
Photos Jeff Riley
32 RED-LIGHT FOLLIES
The Hooker's Ball is dead, but long live the photo memories
Photos Clay Geerdes, Dave Patrick
36 EXCLUSIVE! RAIDERS SUPERSTAR KAREN ALLEN UNVEILED!
VELVET is the first to bring you proof of why Hollywood's hottest item since Bo
makes "10" a small number
CelebPeek PJ Reshen
42 SAN FRANCISCO'S MOST NOTORIOUS SEX SHOW
VELVET Visits the Mitchell Brothers' live porn emporium the O'Farrell Theater
Photos Rita Mandelman
48 LYDIA LUNCH
Anti-music's sluttiest advocate opens her twisted mind for VELVET
Interview Chris Marlowe
52 BLUE CAMISOLE
Our centerfold looks good under anyone
Photos Stephen Hicks
86 SPECIAL PHOTO FEATURE! VELVET'S HOLIDAY BIZARRE!
Our annual office orgy is an open affair
Photos Studio Krowe
98 OPEN FOR XMAS
Krissi is eager to see what you have for her.
Photos POM Agency
104 SHOCKER! WENDY O. WILLIAMS' PORN PING PONG PERFORMANCE
Punk rock's famous female explodes on the porn screen.
106 SAMANTHA FOX: PORN'S GRANDEST DAME
At the top of the porn heap and getting higher.
Photos Bruce Kennedy
113 FOX HUNT
117 EROTIC MOVIES
134 SWING SCENE
138 LAST LAUGH DEPARTMENTS
5 Write On!
11 Candy's Box
13 PublicSex
15 SexScope
17 SexTabs
Features in This Issue
Lyndia Lunch interviewed by Chris Marlowe
Henny Youngman Roasts The Men's Mags
You're Invited: The Weirdest Holiday Gangbang Ever!
